Chariots are slow. He surfs a CRT into battle.
The empire runs on screens
IRide the screen
IIBull, obviously
IIIConduct the legion
IVBounce back
All screens lead to Rome
Senate asked for a market outlook. This walked in.
Three screens, two sticks, zero meetings.
Stabbed 23 times by the chart. Sprang right up.
Imperial press office
Issue a decree
Edict N° IBy order of the emperor
Press the button. The empire awaits instruction.